Hairy Phoenix

When a man with hairy balls and cock gets a second erection.

I thought a was done. But she turn me on so much, I rose again like a hairy Phoenix.

by Mothdust October 21, 2021

Hairy Douglas

Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead

"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.

by The WOP in VA September 16, 2013

Hairy-owl

Librarian with too much pubic hair

That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.

by Mysteriousj August 1, 2014

hairy farter

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

hairy tire

When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.

Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.

Whore: I swear I shaved.

by chucknorrisisbehindyou6969 April 26, 2017

Hairy fairy

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.

Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

hairy penny

when she has her period and also a hairy vagina

"damn i was trying to hook up with that girl but she had a hairy penny, i'll deal with one or the other but not at the same time"

by funnierthanurGF August 28, 2017