Hairy Shorts

When a girl shaves only the lower part of her legs to leave hairy thighs in the shape of shorts.

Dude check out Sonja's hairy shorts she needs to shave that that shit.

by Jobgobbler September 27, 2013

hairy penny

when she has her period and also a hairy vagina

"damn i was trying to hook up with that girl but she had a hairy penny, i'll deal with one or the other but not at the same time"

by funnierthanurGF August 28, 2017

hairy farter

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

hairy tire

When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.

Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.

Whore: I swear I shaved.

by chucknorrisisbehindyou6969 April 26, 2017

Hairy fairy

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.

Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Hairy Charlie

Biting off a man/womans' pubic hair.

Dude she's still in pain from that hairy charlie

by Urbandict69 December 15, 2008

Hairy-owl

Librarian with too much pubic hair

That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.

by Mysteriousj August 1, 2014