gym nerd

someone who spends half of their spare time in gym and tries to mention and show that at every opportunity.

sigh another gym nerd

by gym nerd August 28, 2012

Gym Bike

When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.

I accidently caught my buddy finishing up his gym bike exercises and saw him use his sock to clean up his face.

by Ryan Eaves May 2, 2006

gym mode

When you are ready to go to the gym!

John: Aye Miguel do you want to go to the gym?

Miguel: No dumb ass do I look like I'm in gym mode to you?

by Ineedabettersn August 21, 2009

gym candy

Steriods, a modern slang. Used more often with Bouncers (lames who are thin, who want to become the Mr. Universe!)
Than anyone else, they aren't eating raw eggs...

Mr. Universe 1
Hey man, my mouths so dry from lifting all these weights
Mr. Universe 2
Ok. I'll see If I can get you some candy.
Mr Universe 1
MAke it Gym candy!
Mr. Universe 2
O.K.

by Dodgs September 18, 2008

Gym bro

A 'gym bro' is someone in a group who goes to the gym. The group of gym bros however don't do any proper weight training, lack form, and ego lift. They alternatively do a few curls in the corner, then leave and act like an Alpha

Kyle 1: "Bro are you coming to the gym to get a phat pump on these biceps"

Kyle 2: "Yeah bro no legs though LMAOOOOO"

Kyle 3: "Omg Kyle you're such a gym bro"

by Nxjeb63859 November 14, 2018

Kegel Gym

NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.

*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Gym Creampie

The ass sweat that seeps through your bottom gym wear from a hard workout

1: "Oh dude your ass left a wet imprint on the bench! That's gross!"

2: "Aw shit I had a gym creampie! It'll sneak up on you."

by AntIHero012 April 3, 2019