goonstick

A goony boy who lives in the woods, as sticks do. This stick boy sports fake chains, baggy clothing, and an ego the size of an oak tree. Oh silly goonstick, you are no oak tree. Merely a stick on the ground. No bars. No bitches. No bark.

“Yo remember when you used to slum it with goonstick”

by Whorses February 1, 2022

gconsolero

A type of mental disease about a cognitive disorder revolving around the sheer refusal to interact. The condition will be typically prominent in things/objects that spend up to an entire daylight's worth of time doing pointless interactions with unpopular forms of media. Results that can be produced from gconsolero may range from; seeing things in the mirror that don't exist, confused gender identification, an odd craving for unpopular media the more that is consumed, digital materialism.

Other less likely symptoms may include: Splitting head aches, blurred vision, uncontrollable sneezing, dysfunctional speech mannerisms, not having the strength to lift both arms in the air for several seconds. No other symptoms are known.

Man 1: "My poor friend might have this condition, I hear it's called gconsolero.."
Man 2: "How can you tell he has gconsolero?"

Man 1: "All he does is stay cooped up in his room and play dead videogames for hours on end. Last time I saw him he was in a maid dress with.. cat ears?"
Man 2: "Yeah, sounds like it's got the gconsoleros.. May take it months or even years to recover."

by IQZAMI December 27, 2021

Gonsfriendcam

A freak

"Who's gonsfriendcam?"
"Some weirdo obsessed with gon"

by Ochauru February 26, 2022

Gonshing

Something only a nasty guy would do. It's too horrible to describe.

"I'm about to give you a massive gonshing."

by U.Steve March 14, 2022

Gonsh

Probably not something you'd want to meet in a dark alley.

"I always thought it was Ganache. It's 'Gonsh'? That's sick."

by U.Steve March 14, 2022

gonstrashhairline

A TIKTOKER A AMAZING ONE THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND PRETTIEST ONE EVER (needs a lover) HIS PERSONALITY IS THE BEST AND HES BETTER THAN EVERYONE YA LOSERS -Original yashiro😉

amazing person aka gonstrashhairline

by Kilisamazingandkilisme May 21, 2022

Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).

Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.

by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022