gloid

person who only has one testicle

my girlfriend was acting suspicious when i looked up her skirt and saw she was a gloid

by B Dug and T Kel []D[][]V[]{}D S May 16, 2004

gloub

Pronounced "Glooob"

Endless gob's of hot sperm jetting on to a recipients face, leaving a white pastey streak from chin to brow.

Also, the phonetic sound jizz would make as it leaves the bell-piece (amplified many times).

Shit man,you've gloub'd in my eye!
yes,yes!,yes!! Aah my nut!!!! gloub....splat.

by PJP October 1, 2006

Goud

Not good; bad; the worst

Dino failed to pay, thus rendering him goud.

by Harry Reams January 6, 2008

comedy glod

Spawned from a message board misspelling and it has caught on from there.

That picture of Yuffie in her "Sexy" shorts is Comedy Glod!

by Badfish May 14, 2003

glodie

A Zulu warrior

Look at that Glodie

by Freddie Barnett May 18, 2018

glod

GROSSED OUT GLODDDDDD!!!! hahaha we love youuuuuu....nooooo

by merlin October 19, 2003

gloid

severely wasted, destroyed, demolished, fucked up, pilled out, blacked out.
noun, gloid.
adjective, gloided.

Sally Sue was a gloid last night. She ate 4 double-bars, drank 10 jager-bombs, got donkey-punched, lost her car keys, and urinated in the closet. Damn!!! She was GLOIDED.

by Chagi Mogo January 31, 2005