getting shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and likely making a fool of yourself

Bill : "You see Steve? He's getting shitfaced tonight, just punched that waitress in the tits."

by Smd2003 November 2, 2013

Getting Joshed

Getting Joshed - Becoming ridiculously drunk and soiling yourself. Usualy resulting in some-one helping you to relieve yourself and that person being subject to urine attacks.

Fuck mate, he is so joshed it's unbelievable. Call him a Taxi, i'm not going near him. He shouldn't be Getting Joshed if he wants to pull tonight.

by Gypsy T April 5, 2007

Getting stone

USA - smoking weed
Muslim nations - death by rocks

USA - bro lets go to the dispensary and get stoned!

Muslims - "why is she getting stone" "because i saw her ankles"

by Infamous_TF May 22, 2018

getting Branson’ed

When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.

Dude I listened to her for 20 minutes and then I figured out I was getting Branson’ed.

by trugentlemen670 April 21, 2018

getting changed

The act of being walked in on while masturbating.

A common excuse used when you are caught yankin' your shit.

To masturbate, usually in close vicinity to other people.

My roommates walked in on me while I was getting changed.

If you continue to practice not knocking before you enter my room, you may witness me getting changed.

Yo, I'mma go get changed.

by Ad Rock May 28, 2008

Getting No Bitches

The act of getting no hoes on ur dick

Famous People Known For Getting No Bitches: Greg Smith, Micheal Gordon, Zariel, Zariel's Hairline.

Most Famous of All : Luis Figueroa that lives at 160 W Main St, Middletown, NY 10940

by BigDickLou69696969696966969 January 19, 2022

Getting Your Balls Wet

A descriptive term for having intercourse with a lady; supposedly because of bodily fluids.

"Are you getting your balls wet tonight?"

"He bare got his balls wet in your bird last week"

by ConcreteHorizon August 30, 2006