Garrett

Pretty much the male version of the basic white bitch who only whose diet consists exclusively of chicken tenders.

Cole: "Aye yo Mitch, do you think Garrett will wanna grab some Mexican with us?"
Mitch: "No."

by DirtyDanForever September 27, 2020

Pyles Garrett

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet

Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.

by Avetso December 1, 2019

The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020

Garrett

A short boy who is smart. He is very random and can sometimes be very annoying. He has any friends and nicknames... Some of these include flower child, rainbow, #potato, and mister grumpy.

Person: hey flower child!!!

Garrett: don't call me that!

by Aka brie.... Cheesy girl October 18, 2013

Garrett

A very sexy man of the Mormon religion mostly likes to sleep and eat food

Wow Pedro is such a Garrett!

by Sockmonkey April 19, 2018

Garret

Cute until he opens his mouth. Rude, won't get over his exes, goes after ugly air heads he can easily manipulate, rude, will lie to your face, just an all around total douche bag.

Person A: what happened with Garret?
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!

by Wiggleswag June 27, 2016

Garrett

The fruitiest booty you will ever see, really attracted to teams that either A. Aren't contenders or B. Dont exist. Main interests are Pissing everyone off and getting dicked down by his friend.

Garrett we should hang out hoe

by Blanketflunky8 October 29, 2017