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means that there better than you in every way. Bc there a goat but like 132 times more of a goat than you
Hey, alexis I’m goater than you
Goater by tamalesssss_. October 1, 2019
A person with hair on their chin and mouth.
Let's watch the man with the ridiculous goatee on his face.
Goatee by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020
A word like got but with a ed. When you say simple things like, “oh you got the new phone” you say got— but if you’re referring to something YOU yourself got in the past tense, you use GOTTED
I gotted a dead cat from the dollar store
Gotted by ELLY HII November 23, 2020

Bang-goater 

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.
1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.
Bang-goater by Scrotumus May 9, 2008

Mint Goatee 

A small goatee which forms itself around ones chin whist brushing the teeth.
The floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.
"I has a mint goatee"

"Mike, you've still got a bit of mint goatee on your face"

"Your Mint goatee turns me on...you want to know why? Coz it reminds me of cum. My cum... all over your chin. Have a nice day :)"
Mint Goatee by deadbreast April 25, 2009

A Gooner Goatee 

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!
Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”
A Gooner Goatee by Owen melling February 21, 2021