furgle

To fondle, or attempt to fondle.

May include “to sexually stimulate,” or to attempt to do so.

“He could never decide whether to furgle them or photograph them, for he had found it impossible to do both simultaneously. In fact, he was finding it almost impossible to do either, so scrambled were his powers of performance by the compulsive need for haste that invariably possessed him.” from Joseph Heller’s book Catch-22, the context being a description of Hungry Joe’s ravenous appetite both for taking pictures of women in sexually compromising attire and poses, which “never came out,” and for actual erotic experience with those women, which he “never got in.”

by Cathance March 1, 2024

Fartlet

A fart that doesn't make a sound. (See also, silent but deadly.)

Person #1: "Oh my God, what is that smell?"
Person #2: "That was a fartlet. They sneak up on you."

by Lionkingfanatic May 30, 2024

Fartlekyn

A little fart

Sam is a fartlekyn

by Kai_I January 27, 2026

Furgle

A skibidi Slicer with extra mustard.

Yo bro, these furgles are really good.

by Jeffery Einstein February 4, 2026

Fartlette

A they/them who has skunk dyed hair, usually green and blue streaks who makes your Starbucks orders the best and draws furries on the cups.

"Yo this Fartlette just made my Starbucks drink, ts fireee."

by Fartlette Fartslot February 17, 2025

Fartled

When you are startled by a fart.

“Did you just fart yourself awake? You fartled yourself.”

by Iliekmakingwords March 14, 2025

Furtection

1. Pet insurance designed to provide Peace of Mind for Every Tail Wag & Purr. Accident only to comprehensive protection for pets, ensuring their health and safety.

2. A range of pet lifestyle products and services aimed at promoting the health, well-being, and happiness of pets, such as premium pet food, grooming services, wellness plans, or accessories tailored to enhance a pet's quality of life.

1. "I got furtection for my dog so I don’t have to worry about vet bills when he chases his tail into trouble."

2. "Furtection helped me find the right products and services for my fur baby. Now I turn to Furtection for all of my pet needs!"

by Luna & Dite August 21, 2025