Faeem

A total asshole that you secretly have a crush on even if you don’t like him. He doesn’t like you back, trust me. He dates popular girls and gets rejected. He’s ugly asf but you find him very cute. He will become your friend. He is weird and he starts beef with everyone. He thinks he’s bad.

Omg, ur such a Faeem!

by Snot6628 February 20, 2020

Shawn Freeman

A Springfield citizen who is kind and well loved by many people especially by his girlfriend. Even though they argue everyday 24/7 she loves him dearly because he still loves her even when he's mad. He has beautiful blue eyes that take away your soul and the most beautiful smile you could ever witness. He's a good guy, hope that Shawn Freeman knows that he is worth a million dollars to someone who thinks he's very special. He's perfect - Fathead

Shawn Freeman is the most wonderful person in the world.

by yayab January 21, 2019

Hunt down the Freeman

The aliens are coming! We've been compromised!

Hunt down the freeman? More like hunt down the refund.

by Abbaddon February 8, 2021

Morgan Freeman

The greatest narrator
The alpha and omega
The voice of God
He is God

"Come watch this documentary about history with me!"
"NO!"
"Morgan Freeman is narrating!"
"B!tch, scoot over!!"

by Lily Anderson June 5, 2013

Scottish Rite Freemasonry

The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.

Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

by 666357J753666 August 23, 2011

freeman

never showing your cards in texas hold 'em or five card stud

Guy1: show us what you got?
Guy2: no way man
Guy1: Dont be such a damn Freeman

by Patrick E O Sullivan December 24, 2007

Morgan Freeman

a) noun

synonym for epicness or awesomeness; in its presence one is filled with awe

b) literary device
used to describe the feeling of having one's breath taken away by epic beauty or the like

a) "Wow, that is really Morgan Freeman..."

b) "I feel like I just died and woke up to the face of Morgan Freeman..."

by The King's Lady March 11, 2013