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crazy frog

Jamster ringtone that is making billions for some geeky little nerd in a recording studio and causing many members of the human race to rip their own ears off in a vain attempt to make the irritation cease. After - in a sudden act of stupidity - you decide to buy it, you will have paid a total of around £40,000 trillion pounds instead of the promised £2.50. Absolutely no point whatsoever.
'This is the 14,521st text message from Jamster mobile, and will cost you £10,000 sterling. If you liked the ringtone, why not buy the remixed verson, the remix of the remix version, the wallpaper, the screensaver, the animated screen saver, the game, the official T-shirt...' Er... No thanks.
by Snack88 May 18, 2005
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frog king

Slang for the phrase fucking. Seen in Least I Could Do comics.
Employee- I'm afraid we don't carry any frog king merchandise.

Rayne- Yeah, so that's going to come back and bite me in the ass.

-Leasticoulddo.com
by CPV May 9, 2006
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frog titties

titties that are flat, far apart, and that have lost the war with gravity.

deflated or saggy titties.
dude 1: yo, come look at these titties...why are they laying so flat???

dude 2: eww dude, she got frog titties!!!
by I_JEDI March 7, 2011
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Dairy Frog

When your uncle or Non close relative cups your scrotum in his hand to help you fall asleep.
If i can't find a dairy frog, i dont know if ill ever be able to fall asleep..
by Chapsgalore December 9, 2010
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Prog Frog

A person who loves progressive music, whether it'd be Progressive Rock or Progressive Metal, Experimental or Neo-Prog, he loves the genre. Usually prog bands like ELP, King Crimson, Genesis, Dream Theater, Porcupine Tree, Pink Floyd, Frost*, Haken etc...
My brother Matt, he's such a Prog Frog. His record collection consists of Frank Zappa, Dream Theater, Rush, King Crimson, Yes and bands of that nature.
by progfrogperson August 23, 2011
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Delhi Frog Stomp

The act of, either participating in or being the subject of, repeated kicks to the nuts from behind while bent over, nude from the knees to the waist, and twisting your nipples til purple. (Not a purple nurple).

It is repeated until the person in the "frog" position is kicked til bleeding, falls down on their face more than 3 times, or climaxes. It is often filmed. Generally the rules go, One Frog, One stomper (although as many as desired can stomp), and a camera man.

Its usually done near canal banks or in yards that end not at the sidewalk but at the street.
Damn bro...stay away from Jennifer Ct....those fags spent their whole summer frog stomp 'in one another and playing XBox. The Delhi Frog Stomp has ruined better lives than your own...
by whyte trash party July 27, 2011
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Smeet Frog

A "fearsome critter" reputed to live in Michigan. Supposedly, it is a hairy frog which has large webs between its arms and legs, allowing it to glide like a flying squirrel. It enjoys sub-zero temperatures, and during the summer it migrates to the north pole to keep cool.
Woah! Look! That smeet frog is even wierder than that fur-bearing trout we saw earlier!
by Knighshade July 11, 2004
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