Internet Forgotten

The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.

I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.

by The Macbroker August 23, 2011

Text forgery

When someone texts another person pretending to be you, regardless of who's phone it is.

Jenny used text forgery to be Tom and sent the text to his dad.

by Honestlyno August 22, 2014

I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

turn it off then

person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!

by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021

I forgot you Exist

People use this term when they damn well know that person exists, the real answer to that remark is that they are still left pressed and angsty at a most likely superior individual that got them pissed, not too long ago, to make themselves feel better about themselves because they probably got intensely bullied by the person they "forgot they existed" about.

Person 1: It's me bitch. You remember me?
Person 2: I forgot you existed. You're totally irrelevant to me now.
Person 1: I found out you were making a discussion OF me, with your friends, Lay off the lying hoe and man the f*ck up.
Person 2: Who cares. You're so full of yourself, (and better than me) , that I had to make myself feel a little better by saying I forgot you existed. Leave me alone!

by hisdemise2 May 30, 2022

I forgot

When you want your ass fatally penetrated by two random furry egirls while playing minecraft.

Example:
A : I forgot
Two random furry egirls : oh baby you're quite thirsty aren't you
A : *Gets penetrated* (fatally)

by Vi. May 13, 2023

“I forgor💀”

“I forgor💀” is code for, I’m gay and I make out with men

“I forgor💀” jason said
“you wanna make out bro???” Johnny said
“omg yes” Jason said

by I’m homophobic July 27, 2021

forlornment

The common and most correct way of stating the condition of being forlorn, as opposed to the incorrect and completely nonsensical word "forlornity" promoted by more "authoritative" sources. No one uses the word "fornlornity" but everyone who is truly forlorn uses the word "forlornment" to describe their condition.

I am overwhelmed with forlornment at my inability to make some important decisions in life.

I can't talk about my forlornment with my prep school boyfriend because he says it's not in the dictionary.

by heathercreature June 9, 2011