Forced Pleasure

When someone is tied in an immobile position and their vagina or ass is open, a sex machine will penetrate said orifice, with the victim's consent or not. It is "forced" because the victim cannot move away or resist the sex machine and dildo from smashing in them, and this (hopefully for the victim) will pleasure the orifice.

Once, John's guy friends kidnapped him, ans they tortured him with a sex machine, and it gave him forced pleasure. John is gay now.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017

Ford Mustang

Possibly the greatest muscle car ever made.

Ford Mustangs are awesome cars!

by Thiccc with three cs March 18, 2019

Christine Blasey-Ford

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.

Christine Blasey-Ford is so brave to share her story with the world.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 18, 2018

you're fired

Sorry Donald. People have been using this phrase way before you even dreamed of having a show. It was fist used to fire someone from a job. This usage has dropped of though because saying "You're Fired" might spark emotion. Instead now HR people use the words terminated or released to let someone know they were "Let Go".

My friends have been using it forever when someone screws up and they are pissed.

Example 1)
Donald: You're Fired
Me: I'm sooo over this show

Example 2)
Me: Oops I forgot to grab the camera honey.
Honey: You're Fired. I'm going to find me a new boyfriend.

by Bryansix May 30, 2005

Shots Fired

Phrase used by law enforcement officers to communicate the discharge of a weapon to dispatch over the radio.

724, shots fired, officer needs help, 20th and Main!

118, shots fired, suspect down. Roll EMS to my 20, code 3.

572, I just heard three shots fired. What’s your status?

by Tactical_Donut November 11, 2018

fore skin

The skin around penis tip. very pleasurable for men during intercourse or masturbation.

i have fore skin on the tip of my penis.

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 12, 2005

Ford Excursion

An awesome super large SUV made by Ford from 2000-2005. The SUV for the hard-core soccer-mom. Was designed like a Super Duty truck and was intended for rural or commercial use. But it got popular with suzy-homemakers instead. It's cons outweighed it's pros (poor fuel mileage, not being able to fit in suburban garages, etc) so Ford quit making them. Driving this SUV screams a big "fuck you" to all the liberal Prius drivers out there.

Son: Hey Mom, I think you hit that Prius on the way home from Soccer practice!!
Mom: That was just a speed bump, honey...
Son: Then why is there a Door stuck in the grill!!
Mom: Oh crap...not again!! We have to get rid of that Ford Excursion.

by Metalhead83 August 26, 2011