"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."
by Tacitblu July 19, 2016
1. A middle aged man searching for adventure.
2. After a copious amount of alcohol is consumed a normal Don Juan(who is awesome by himself) turns into a shark. Once in shark form(drunk) all women become prey even if married.
2. After a copious amount of alcohol is consumed a normal Don Juan(who is awesome by himself) turns into a shark. Once in shark form(drunk) all women become prey even if married.
by Buckeyes_suck January 04, 2014
1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.
2. The pinnacle of evolution.
2. The pinnacle of evolution.
by joebob16 January 21, 2010
Marty: "The review for Shark Sandwich was merely a two word review which simply read shit sandwich."
by Oreon July 26, 2008
1: That mud shark posed naked in playboy. And she let some
black dude pee in her mouth.
2: What a nasty whore!
black dude pee in her mouth.
2: What a nasty whore!
by Bruce Jenner December 16, 2007
A freshers shark is an older student at university, usually in second, third and fourth years who hunt down and pull a lot of students who have just started their first year of university.
by Lozza Law August 18, 2011
An ankle shark is a term (noun) for a cat when it is stalking around your ankles, often brushing against your leg. Also used as a verb, ankle sharking, to describe the activity itself.
by JpodNi February 06, 2020