Foggle

An imaginary creature analogous to the penis which sputters and slobbers much like the Wang doodles a type of flute also analogous to the penis of which the wives of men cut from the stalk of a particular Reed that grows in a man's das analogous to the groin or crotch area and then they boil it in pelvic dodium analogous to vaginal mucosa used to cure hysteria in females rubbing the diddle analogous to the clitoris most wonderful of genital organs and then they play a song analogous to semen which together with the fruits of their labor produces a muskrat rose analogous to a vaginal dump. Then the female gives back the Wang doodle to the man assuming he had it in the first place and he rubs one off on her uvula analogous to the vagina.

Finkle held his foggle like a toddler for Maxine Madison had a rather large collection of Wang doodles and there was pelvic dodium everywhere. It was a nightmare for a virgin of his caliber.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Footles

Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.

Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.

by Kjahnke812 July 16, 2021

Fooge

Someone who is an asshole or dick on purpose

You're such a fucking Fooge dude!

by princediorii November 17, 2021

Fogle

To touch kids or to lose weight by eating sandwiches.

Hey honey, I just got home from fogleing our neighbor's son.

Hey I just went on the fogle diet and have lost a lot of weight while fogleing kids.

by themanwhocanjamthewam November 18, 2021

Fogle

A unit of storage equal to 5.6 terabytes. Named after the amount of child pornography Subway spokesman Jared Fogle possessed.

The new hard drive I just bought has three Fogles of storage!

by Ackyducc April 22, 2022

Fogle

1. A measurement of 12 terabyte's of child pornography

The FBI busted this guy who had a fogle of child porn

by TheFirstAlbinoShaq May 8, 2022

Foofle

Google's rival search engine. Was established few years after Google first gained some popularity, but Google was so pissed off Foofle took advantage from people squatting their site, so they sued and Foofle was renamed to something that people don't know how to reach to their new domain.

Foofle still beats Google in privacy, anyway.

by Shiine-1 September 3, 2022