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Purple Flute

An penis that has been severely injured, thereby causing swelling and discoloration. In particular, this injury causes said penis to turn of a purple/magenta color due to bruising. Moreover, pain is excessive and the injury may be long term.
by Pheloneas January 13, 2008
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New Orleans jazz flute

when a man wearing a mardi gras mask sticks mardi gras beads in his ass then wraps them around his dick. After that the girl pees on it and has to suck them clean while rubbing the beads around his dick.(can be repeated)
That nasty chick over there had me do the New Orleans jazz flute. It was disgusting.
by theeurbandictionary May 25, 2010
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skin flute

Instrument used in Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blew"
"She's a Julliard trained skin flute virtuoso"
by Dick Licke April 28, 2003
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flute choir

Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, and Jodie Foster played in a flute choir yesterday night.
by Bert Minus Ernie November 11, 2010
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festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.
by dyckdem January 8, 2008
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Flute

Flute - Another name for a penis. Used in reference to receiving a blow job.
Yo Man I just copped some flute!
by Joey Rabone March 28, 2011
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kenny g's magik flute

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.
John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok
by i have a long pole October 10, 2005
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