When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.
I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
by j4883rwocky November 13, 2010
The act of taking a shit and jerking off into the same bowl of water in a toilet. Usually caused by a combination of boredom and horniness.
by Zer's mom June 19, 2008
the proper act of flushing one's toilet mid-way whilst taking a dump
usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet
especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories
it has nothing to do with poker
usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet
especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories
it has nothing to do with poker
after Thanksgiving most people usually forget the Gentleman's Flush and end up clogging their toilets.
by jonathan_cuervo November 29, 2009
When someone has dropped a nasty shit in a public bathroom that subsequently begins to stink in the next stall. The dropper of the nasty shit must flush his/her toilette to rid the bathroom of the shit smell that is being realeased from the fresh shit pile.
Hey u next to me, you're shit smell is making me light headed, can you give a nigga a courtesy flush.
by CpnIt October 05, 2009
when you poop in the toilet and you flush it and look back and there is still some poop there or skid marks, you give it another flush and its all gone
by Cortizz April 25, 2008
The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).
Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).
Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).
So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?
I gave him the Royal flush during recess.
Very good, Hawthorne.
I gave him the Royal flush during recess.
Very good, Hawthorne.
by vanderspoor August 26, 2011
To flush the water-closet prior to defication thereby lubricating the porcelain, thus mitigating the effects of a crash landing.
by McGinty September 02, 2006