Flood Condom

The pre ejaculation that occurs when you "flood" the condom with cum and your sperm are pissed that they cant reach the vagina walls
Damn, my flood condom kept me from nailing her vag dam!
by Ryon Smilson February 06, 2011
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Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit
Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.
by Dasoderp December 15, 2016
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flood watch

When you get the girls wet...
R. Kelly is playing, prepare for the flood watch.
by KEMLAB November 08, 2015
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100 year flood

a flood that, once it happens, won't happen for another 100 years, unless theres a 500 year flood 15 years later
Able: I thought '93 was the 100 year flood!
Mable: You thought. But this one is a 500 year flood.
by iowa13 June 14, 2008
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Arkansas flash flood

When one consumes an abundance of cat fish and Bush Lites at the bonfire and stops at the SQRL gas station to shit and his Girl blows him as he uses the Bidet and gets shit sprayed on her chin.
That bitch was so drunk she couldn't wait to blow me. Unfortunately the Bidet wasn't finished and she got the old Arkansas flash flood
by Johny Headbandz February 28, 2023
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Super Bowl Flood

The flood of piss sucked into the sewers during the Super Bowl halftime show. No one wants to miss any of the football, or the commercials, so they piss while Tom Petty is singing for the first time since the 1800s, The Rolling Stones are slowly dying onstage, or Janet Jackson is giving her chesticles some air.
Bubba: "Yo Chazz I gotta go pee but I don't want to miss the commercials what should I do?"

Chazz: "Just go while the Black Eyed Peas are singing or rapping or whatever they do. You can contribute to the Super Bowl Flood."
by shitler!! January 29, 2011
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period flood pants

loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...
"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.
by dixonurmom June 12, 2010
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