floisy

To put ones nose in anothers vagina and to exhale through the nose causing great pleasure to the woman. Also can be blown with rhythm to cause different feelings like rhythm in sex.

I gave that bitch a long lasting floisy, but I had to stop because her pussy started smelling like shit.

by smelliot July 23, 2005

Flood job

A 'Flood Job' is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with semen.

Upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol' fashioned flood job .

by the all knowing ivy leaguer July 12, 2009

flood

Lots of screen names sending Instant Messages, Chat Invitations, and others at once to one person in hope of crashing their AIM program.

If that loser doesn't shut up, I will flood him.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003

floodgate

another word for a whore, or a person who has been with a lot of people; it originated while playing the sexual chain game, where you try to see how many people you are linked to sexually by knowing who the people you have been with have been with and so on. a person is a floodgate if they have been with so many people that you actually have a lot of choices between who you can choose for the next link in the chain.

Bree is a floodgate.

by cawleen April 28, 2006

Flaids

The combination of Influenza and Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). Essentially as deadly as AIDS but is spread as easily as the Flu.

Damn, Ana just coughed on me, I hope she doesn't give me Flaids!

by Steven A. March 29, 2007

flooded cave

When a male urinates inside the vagina or anus of a female or the anus of a male during sexual intercourse.

I had to piss so bad but I didnt want to stop fucking her so I have her a flooded cave.

by Erik L. July 25, 2006

Flod

The most perfect cube of fat

(Not to be mistaken by imitators "Blod" and "Grod")

You can bounce it round the house,
You can wear it as a hat
You can show it to your dad,
You can drop it on your cat!

It's Flod, (Flod!)
It's Flod! (Flod!)
The most perfect cube of fat!

by Sultan February 2, 2005