Flatulence

Collective noun for a group of dads.

There was a whole flatulence of dads at the barbecue party.

by El Squibbonator August 30, 2022

Flatlentines

Whether you like it or not, it's February 14th and you're having a night in with your flatmates. Some of you love being single, some are OK with it, some hate the fact, but at the end of the day you'd be all alone if it were for your Flatlentines.

<grittedteeth>Happy Flatlentines!! </grittedteeth>

by hjmp February 14, 2023

flattergabbed

When someone is poked by people around him/her while being flattened by a giant hydraulic press.

The judge sent Jimmy to be flattergabbed, bless his heart.

by BlusteelDiver May 19, 2023

Flattery

The assurance of paid legal fees, payable by cash or money order

“Listen babe, flattery will get you anywhere”

by Keith West June 11, 2023

Flattie

Flattie - a breast cancer survivor who has had one or both breasts removed and chose to be flat. Aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.

This breast cancer warrior is a Flattie.

by KFlattie September 21, 2023

Fattleshits

A type of feces that comes in fat spheres
Sometimes put in tribal stew

Past tense: fattleshat

"EW THERES SHIT IN MY SOUP"
"Don't worry it's fattleshits"

by Bigfatballs October 2, 2023

flattearthy

Manipulative "triple p" --- i.e., "pump-priming praise" --- remarks dat are so obviously insincere and invalid dat they might as well be trying to convince da listener dat da world is a huge disc-shape.

Da term "flattearthy" could also mean gushing admiration/approval dat is so overwhelmingly ego-stroking dat da swimmy-brained recipient might actually be willing to believe dat our planet is configured like a tabletop instead of a sphere.

by QuacksO November 30, 2023