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Fidget Spinners

A Unpopular Toy For People Who Have Autism
Dude1:Dude Nobody Wants Fidget Spinners
Dude2:I Have One

Dude1:I hate You Now And Go Fuck Yourself With The Fidget Spinner
by StupidSonic245 September 15, 2018
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Sexual Fidgeting

The act of masturbation or sexual intercourse in order to decrease one's boredom.
"I was just sitting in my dorm during lockdown, bored out of my mind. Sexual Fidgeting was the only thing that got me through."
by Lieken November 1, 2020
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Fidget Traded

Trading a penis for a vagina, or vice versa.
Bradson:" Bro, Johnaquin! You'll never guess what I did last night to this hot chick last night! "
Johnaquin:" Whatd you do bro? "
Bradson:" I **Fidget Traded** with that chick and now I have a vagina!! "
by ikissmen December 27, 2022
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Angry Fidget Spinner

Whilst receiving a blowjob you cum in the middle of a girls eyes. This resembles a third eye (similar to a fidget spinners 3 holes). You then spin her around so she'll get dizzy
Me: Guess what I did to Samantha last night.

Person 1: What?

Me: I made her an Angry Fidget Spinner
by Dillonthesexybeast May 23, 2017
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fidget

Old slang term for female genitalia (from 18th c.)
Bridget has a smelly fidget
by Olon Shive April 19, 2018
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Fidget spinner furry gamer

Its one of the 5 genders. Even tho this gender can become even more epic so its: fidget spinner furry gamer pizza lovers which is gay but ok.
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Fidget Bang

When one person holds a fidget spinner between their teeth and spins it by running it along the vagina or penis of their partner, letting it lightly tickle the clitoris or shaft of the penis once it's spinning. Taking a full load of ejaculate in the face while doing this is also known as getting fidget blasted.
James couldn't get it up so he had to pull out his fidget spinner and fidget bang Monica. He got the job done but it took him 45 minutes and he knocked out two of his molars.
by Danger Wallaby April 4, 2019
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