Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

by Wes Short October 10, 2004

live bush farting

Realtime demonstration featuring a female woman ejaculating wind henceforth from her middle section.

I have recently witnessed some "live bush farting". How about you ?

by DREW February 5, 2004

feeting

when moves an object with their feet without actually putting pressure on it; if pressure was applied, the object would be stepped on, but since there is no pressure it is feeted.

feeting - feeted - to foot

Andrea, stop footing the tennis ball!

by Ken February 11, 2004

ferling

Feeling means a type of animal that lives in space

In the deep wilderness of space,there lived a peaceful community of ferlings

by Felena March 8, 2017

Fexting

The act of sexting through fax .

Hey my pager broke ; do you want to fext for a little tonight , it’s been forever since I rubbed one out over a freshly printed sheet of paper ; no honey I really don’t feel like fexting tonight , plus I need to print a paper and I don’t know if I have enough ink .

by Charles David sacramento December 14, 2017

Fecting

The opposite of Infecting.

(Giving the cure to someone)

Doctor: “I am fecting this person right now.”

by Dezzzinator March 11, 2022

cum farting gutterwhore

Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.

That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.

by jeebuschristmas April 20, 2017