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The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
mugGet the The "hello" feemug.

fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.
Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”
by Bojizzle2 February 13, 2024
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Off-fee

Short form of 'Office Coffee'- generally of a substantially lower quality than that preferred by the drinker, but a readily available source of caffein.
"I was so Flat Out this afternoon, that I couldn't even get across the street to Starbucks, and had to choke down two cups of Off-fee from the breakroom just to stay awake."
by The Envoy April 3, 2009
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Sick's Fee

Canada has free universal health care. Well, as free as it can get, they pay for it out of income taxes and sales taxes. A longstanding Canadian tradition requires each citizen to set aside that amount of money he or she would usually have to spend on medical insurance, and to use it to help others in need. The "Sick's Fee" is the name assigned to that money, and by law it must be spent on, or given to, some other Canadian who is need of something, whether that be a new roof, clean beaver pelt clothing, maple syrup or an exhibit of Canadiana. The Sick's Fee is the "pay it forward" component in the Constitution. How does this cash get spent? Well, the finest examples of the art of making maple tree taps has been gathered for display on a planned new web site. "SicksFeeTapArt.ca" is just one more twisted and bored Canadian's view of how to help his fellow man to survive COVID-19. You can have fun even if you are not Canadian. Just contribute ONE photo which exemplifies any artistic creation that in some tiny, remote, humorous way refers to the word "tap". Just 3 simple letters... but a world of untapped possibilities!
Where do YOU stand on this?... Sick's Fee Tap Art? Yes or NO!?? Will you socially distance your self again today? or will you "Pull a Trump" and go spread your spit at the office on May 1?
If Bernie Sanders had not dropped out, might the USA once have adopted the tradition of the Sick's Fee? Would Americans soon have been spending their sick's fee on each other? Would they say Yes! to Sick's Fee Tap Art? Or would they say "You can take your sick's fee to hell" or "I'll show you where you can shove your sick's fee to!"
"I cannot stand Sick's Fee Tap Art.... I have to be closer to see the whites of their eyes."
First they take your guns and then they want you... sick's fee tap art!
Trump closed the Canadian border because he knows everyone in Canada likes sick's fee tap art.
Until COVID-19 came along, even Google had never seen the phrase "sick's fee tap art" anywhere in the Interweb, now it has gone viral!
I believe one Canadian's "sick's fee" to be another man's "two meters less 10%".
by You rReal Name April 16, 2020
mugGet the Sick's Feemug.

Waste Fee

a charge by someone for someone else wasting there time
I'm going to charge you a 5% waste fee for wasting my fucking time
by gcskyway August 2, 2025
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El One Fee Water

The Man, The Myth, The Mong.

Noun: An absolute mong, loves pistachio ice cream and abusing pineapples.
Noun: A political ideology that supports the creation of pineapple pizza
Example 1: Look at this guy El One Fee Water getting himself banned off of a sub-reddit, the absolute mong.
Example 2: A dummy thicc italian bitch who lives in new jersey, who gets bullied a lot by people on the internet and has

an imaginary girlfriend.
by ACraZYHippIEZA January 29, 2021
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shank fee

An unfair fee you're still going to pay for something because you need it.
That soda at a movie theater is like a shank fee.

You gotta pay the shank fee to drink that bottled water in this hotel room.

You want a Cigarette in this prison? Pay the shank fee.
by TheAlcazar February 15, 2014
mugGet the shank feemug.

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