FEMA'd

a replacement word for fucked or screwed mainy used when refering to areas affected by hurricane katrina.

This word originated in jeffroson parish louisiana and is very commonly used in place of fucked or screwd

"jim's house got blown down" "ya he really got FEMA'd"

"I got so FEMA'd yesterday when my teacher found me cheating

by i am not dead September 28, 2005

fecal

1. adj: of or relating to feces
2. adj: shitty

You fecal-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Fecal Mojito

The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.

Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.

by connorsji May 8, 2008

fecal matter

The name of the band Kurt Cobain (later in Nirvana) and Dale Crover (from The Melvins)created before Nirvana in 1985. Created the song Spank Thru and is found on the Nirvana Sliver: Best of the Box set album.

Fecal Matter is sweet

by D-Fect July 23, 2008

fecalatio

The act of receiving feces from an anus with only the use of one's mouth and then subsequently while the mouth is full performing felatio until orgasm.

"That chick was totally freaky. Not only did she start rimming me but she demanded I shit in her mouth and then she performed fecalatio on me!"

by brentionary March 25, 2009

fecalphobia

The fear of bodily wastes and excrements.

As our class entered the city's sewer treatment plant, I soon realised that many people had fecalphobia.

by Jessica Pille November 2, 2003

Fecial

Smearing feces on one's face for beauty

Bailey's so damn pretty, must be because she gives herself two fecials a day.

by Jakk Donahue September 29, 2008