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Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA
As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.
by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025
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retarder farter

a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.

also can be male or female.

the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
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retarder farter

a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.

also can be male or female.

the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
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Privileged Settler Farmers

Term used to describe white settlers who moved into an area and began to farm in North America. White Settlers forced indigenous people from there homes onto reservations. The term is usually used to refer to today's population who still are benefiting from colonialism. aka, The original settlers decedents, and other people who use this land. Can be a derogatory term. Can be a just a name.
wow those Privileged Settler Farmers sure have a nice house.
by Swizzletddizzle November 10, 2020
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What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
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Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
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