all that fails

A failing rock group based in London who frequently disagree with on/off singer Jp Palin, have no real fixed bassist and drummer and generally suck. Despite this, they have a somewhat large following made up by friends and whores, all of whom favour the band to local rivals, Weekend Religion, who suck. Jon Horton and Jordan Philips, they key members of the group meet fairly regularly to write emotional music, cry and touch, and have now produced 5 songs, none of which are nearly good enough to play to an audience. Band members also encourage the adding of ATF to friend's mysspace pages and msn screennames. The logo seems to appear on many local objects including school desks and drunk people's faces

"man, you know they're better than those fags in weekend religion"

"dude, get these shites off and get some atf goin!"

"vote all that fails!"

"all that fails: now there's a band who suck"

by ATF January 8, 2006

Fais-On

To be slow or to fail a certain situation
Depending the situation it could also mean to speak of unnecessary topics.

I dont want to hear your Fais-On

by Wenbot December 29, 2010

That Fails

Ususally when someone who does an act that will cause homosexual suspicion, this is a FAILURE.

Wow dude, that wave of the hand just fails.

by Jack September 11, 2004

failsauce engage

when your suckiness commences, the first defination wasnt very clear on this

when eric tried to get a girlfriend or pick up a girl, his failsauce engaged

by e-jangles2 May 18, 2008

FIBS

When your ass itches before, after or both after taking a runny shit. It sometimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to get it resolved. Fucking itchy but syndrome.

I've got the fibs after those wings last night.

by Joe sikorski February 5, 2007

Fabs

Douchebag who thinks he can walk around wearing a headband in all times of day and weather conditions without regard for people's feelings or laughter. Has multiple colors of headbands to match one sweatshirt with different colors of glitter disco pants. Probably takes balls to the face at the drop of a hat. Only one who gives blow jobs under the missle toe. Prefers missle toe to camel toe. Wears a bowtie in the shower. All of these conditions must apply.

The fat guy from The Butterfly Effect looks like Fabs.

by gods bitch July 17, 2006

Faison

The creepiest guy you'll ever meet. A guy that is or has the ability to be a rapist.

Person 1: Dude I just got an email from this super hot girl on the internet. She says she wan't to see me! Should I go?

Person 2: Hell no!!! That girl is probably a total Faison....you'll go to her house and she'll be a grown man and he'll rape and kill you!!

by Super Sham Blam January 28, 2010