Facebook

A playpen for the retarded.

Person 1: All those worthless posts people put up on facebook... it's just woeful

Person 2: Yeah they're a bunch of smack talkers

by LexieMorison March 28, 2013

Facebook

A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.

Random person: do you want to join Facebook?
Me: no way!

by xgirlybooknerdx February 27, 2015

Facebook

The only book teenagers read these days.

Ciera: I'm addicted to facebook.

Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.

Ciera: Good one.

by nopantszone August 2, 2010

Facebook

The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.

Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.

Mom: Are you doing your homework son?

Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.

Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.

Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!

by NigggaPleese February 25, 2010

Facebooking

The act of putting off everything and talking to people on Faceboook
Talking to people on Facebook

Man, I couldn'tdo my report last night because I was Facebooking with Michelle

by T-Godd March 3, 2007

facebooker

1. Anyone who uses facebook.com.

2. facebook+hooker Someone who uses facebook to find sex partners

1. Wow. Nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. He must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.

2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."

by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010

facebookable

when someone's name is common enough to look up on facebook easily and find them.

Michelle Johnson vs. Michelle Jawnsun. Michelle Jawnsun would be a name that you could put in facebookand find the person easily that you are looking for because their spelling is a bit odd. Michelle Johnson is too common to be facebookable because too many people share that name it is harder to find that person.

by thethinker22 January 13, 2011