A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.
by xgirlybooknerdx February 28, 2015
A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday
by Kkit'sallgood January 20, 2012
Ciera: I'm addicted to facebook.
Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.
Ciera: Good one.
Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.
Ciera: Good one.
by nopantszone August 2, 2010
The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.
Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.
Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.
Mom: Are you doing your homework son?
Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.
Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.
Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!
Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.
Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.
Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!
by NigggaPleese February 25, 2010
by T-Godd March 2, 2007
1. Wow. Nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. He must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.
2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."
2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."
by Maudlin La An May 5, 2010
Michelle Johnson vs. Michelle Jawnsun. Michelle Jawnsun would be a name that you could put in facebookand find the person easily that you are looking for because their spelling is a bit odd. Michelle Johnson is too common to be facebookable because too many people share that name it is harder to find that person.
by thethinker22 January 12, 2011