Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

hard exit

A descriptive term relating to a difficult and often sudden end to a relationship

I had really fallen for Mark and thought we were going to get married then he dumped me and I've been devastated since. It was a hard exit for sure.

by Bob Francios the Fifth January 30, 2024

Entrance +Intrance + Exit = Blink

Entrance +Intrance + Exit = Blink

Entrance +Intrance + Exit = Blink

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Exit Ticket

THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.

"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."

by requiemsrequiem August 15, 2023

Slow Exit

Basically like post not clarity it's a way to leave a woman or man after getting what you wanted but not having the balls to actually be assertive

Typical, - we fuq... and Now you're slow exiting out the door. As JF you had a business meeting on 9:00 a.m. on a Sunday

by Shlive November 25, 2025

Exit State

Fast-rising East-Lancs quartet Exit State are set to establish themselves as one of the areas hottest new bands with the release of their debut two-track promo release and a selection of local gigs.
The four-piece consisting of Roy Bright (vocals/guitar), James Henderson(drums), Adam (guitars), and Gray (bass/vocals) formed in March of 2005 and completed their debut release a few months later.

Exit State take influences as diverse as Metallica, Faith No More and Foo Fighters to create a sound that combines the melodic qualities of indie with the innovation of alt-rock and the power of metal.

The tracks featured on the promo: The Story Of Your Life, Go Back To Yesterday, The Eternal, Feel and Broken Demonstrate the quality of Exit States songwriting and soaring melodic power. The band is currently further developing their sound with constant gigs, rehearsals and writing.

"Dude, are you going to see Exit State tomorrow at the Rock Bar?"

"Hell yeah, Exit State fucking rock!!!"

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by Jordan Moly December 14, 2008

Exit

A man that wants to die badly but cant because hes gay

hey have you talked to exit lately

yea he's kind of gay

by Exit. the man that is hard to September 5, 2021