that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.
yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy
by Marty5 April 07, 2013
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Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards
"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head
by Dizzzy2020 September 06, 2020
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Excusions

An excuse disguised as a solution
It seems today all we get is deception, lies, lip service and excusions from our elected officials.
by MixedUp January 24, 2022
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excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
by tex May 24, 2004
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Excuse me

It is used to call someone attention or a way of apology. It is also used to get someone out of the way.
Eg.2: imin: hey you pretty

AH EXCUSE MEEE!!

Eg.2:

excuse me! Move out the way please
by F-off please May 11, 2019
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excuse me

joshua; excuse me what
people around him; ok josh
by Imalitttlegirl May 31, 2020
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Excuse me

Excuse me Beau? Might not want to stalk me you filthy grot
Go brush your teeth you fucking grot
by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019
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