Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Exclusive

Exclusive, A term used by marketers in order to sell things to give some sort of sense of superiority. Such as "our exclusive offer" or "exclusive housing estate". The Irony of the use of this word is that nothing is really exclusive, because anyone who can afford it can buy it regardless of their background. So the use of this word in marketing is just some sort of ego boost.

Look at my new house in this exclusive housing estate, notice how everyone who lives here are better than you (some how)...

by J-Jim August 23, 2019

Exclusive

Sexual harassment

When the girl was being exclusive in the bed when a dude came in.

by Pimp_daddy_05 January 28, 2021

Exclusive Caddy

The role of rendering professional-like caddie services to friend, acquaintance, or colleague as remuneration / payment of a gentlemen’s bet in lieu of cash or barter. Regardless of excuses made and replacement definitions suggested - you are required to carry clubs and act as if you are a professional. In addition, you should have fun and offer drinks & advice and be a general facilitator of a good time.

After several drinks Justin entered into a friendly bet over a game of golf. He of course lost and tried to back out. However, since gentleman’s rules prevail, he was required to be an Exclusive Caddy to pay up the bet. He had thought Brian’s short game would be the difference in the match, but he forgot they both hit the ball 179 yards of the tee and that he is unable to get out a sand trap.

by JoshAllenLooksGoodinShorts April 19, 2022

Christmas excuse

excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy

-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.

by john is my real name December 6, 2009

Bed excuse

An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.

Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!

I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!

by MakgeoliDaan September 26, 2011

loser excuse

when the loser find an excuse to blame the winner for winning

you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.

by moviestacks December 30, 2013