Ethnicity

Something that has to force it's way into everything.

Guy1: oh my gosh, that white guy is playing against a bunch of black guys!
Guy2: oh my gosh, the black guy is so white.

Guy3: oh my gosh, who gives a shit what ethnicity they are? Stop stereotyping.

by A-person_yay July 28, 2014

Ethiopian Eye Drop

This occurs when you release a massive amount of sperm into your sexual partner's eye(s).

The Ethiopian Eye Drop gave Mary gonorrhea.

by NickGioMarc August 23, 2007

ethnicity

Something white people should never try to relate to

Girl: I'm half German!
Guy: Oh, which of your parents are from Germany?
Girl: My mom's from Kentucky and my dad's from Washington.
Guy: Hey, you're an idiot.

by Smeego February 24, 2005

go ethiopian

to have either not eaten, drank, or bathed.

how was dinner?

we decided to go ethiopian

oh so you didnt eat?

by almabobby February 6, 2010

ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subrscribe to the cultural or relational norms of monogamy, but is not deceptive or irresponsible in their relationships.

I was swiping through Tinder and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

by Guydebordisbae June 2, 2018

Ethical Wealth

1)Wealth which is amassed using business practices which sustain and protect the environment while benefiting humans other than self.

2) Exact oppisite of Donald Trump

Ben Cohen the co founder of Ben&Jerry's Ice Cream practices Ethical Wealth by paying his entry level employees $15.97 per hour which is roughly double the federal minimum wage.

by GaiaGirl May 14, 2018