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Edward

Can mean: wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sweet, kind, caring, crazy, ambitious, creative, moody, forgiving, warm-hearted, sweet, whimsical, and charming.

not to be linked to Edward Cullen, the vampire.
"See that boy, he can be an Edward sometimes!"

"awwww!"
by christoffelees July 6, 2009
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Edwardsburg

The dish made when a young, butterface girl prone to contracting sexual diseases due to a life of whoring collects the semen from previous solicitors for use as milk substitute in her ritual morning breakfast of Cap'n Crunch Wild Berry Cereal, with all colors except orange and blue carefully removed from the bowl.
Use of spoon is optional.
Use of cock is not.
DAYUM, you just ate her Edwardsburg!
by TehMeatLefT135 November 3, 2010
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Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.
by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018
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edward scissorhands

A sexual maneuver where “Edward” simultaneously gives the shocker to two girls so that he resembles Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhands in the 1990 movie of the same name.

Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”

Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Chris should order extra round pillows for his room at the Marriott, so that he can invite two girls back and go Edward Scissorhands on them.
by dismal_scientist August 1, 2006
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escared

Colombian for 'scared'
Sra. Garcia: Dun't be escared to essplain yourself, in your next composition.
by Emma July 27, 2003
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edward

Edward has the cleverest hands and the biggest brain. If you ask real nice, he might give you a mustache ride.
Edward can make anything out of music and imagination.
by hypermetamorphic July 9, 2017
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Edwardsville, Illinois

A town outside of St. Louis, Missouri with about 30,000 people. Known for it's athletic success, and also for the douche bags and sluts. While not every one is like this, any and every stereotype you have heard lives here. It is a rarity to find a guy that is not a complete ass hole. Girls on the other hand are slightly more normal, but the vast majority have been known to sleep around a few too many times. The town is nicely built and quaint but stay away from the bike trails during football games where you will encounter a wide range of pot heads. It is rumored to have a high population of heroin users. Although the town is rich, not everyone is a snob.
"Hey that guys smoking a bowl."

"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."

"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."
by Saul and Dale January 31, 2010
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