Education

Something you have to get while you are at school that claims help you later in your life

Mom: go to school and get your education

Kid: I don't need that shit. I'm going to die young

by Amyy17 October 6, 2016

Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.

Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...

by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016

education

slavery, fuck it

dude: i want to do education
*69 years later...*
dudes child: i want to do education
dude: suck it up it is gonna be hell

by p;dado January 25, 2019

Education Perfect

A hub for the smartest kids in your school to spend hours a day grinding questions to earn meaningless points that contribute absolutely nothing at all to anything. You could grind that French EP for hours a day to get 2000 points but how about you get of discord, take a shower, and touch grass instead of your dick for once. And no, just because you spoke to a woman once it doesn't mean you're special in any way.

Smart Kid: YO I HAVE SO MANY POINTS ON EDUCATION PERFECT I AM BETTER THAN YOU
Chad: Stfu young one

by CheeseGrater69420 May 5, 2022

Education System

A useless system that is run very poorly, also a very unorganised and pointless system that ruins children’s lives and hasn’t been improvised since the industrial era in 1901.

“Why is school so boring and leaves students lost in their lives?”

Oh that’s just the education system

by Blackout000 December 15, 2022

Erection frenzy

Having an uncontrollable and often inopportune erection which then leads others to a state or period of uncontrolled excitement and/or wild behavior.

While trying to take a cold shower at the gym to quell my erection, others saw the object of my embarrassment and it started an erection frenzy.

by Theofeeder April 12, 2023

Rogue erection

An extremely uncomfortable and untimely erection, usually occuring just before one is about to stand up. Makes abrupt trasitions from a seated position to walking almost impossible.

"I was already late to work but a rogue erection I experienced as I was pulling in the parking lot cost me my job."

by R.H. Sweaters November 14, 2009