ewan

a wierdo toe

you are such a ewan

by gdkbjnizfsjnhv January 1, 2023

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

Ewan

He is a donkey. his small dick energy make everyone die of cringe the second they look at him.

oh god its ewan
ewan is here to get genshin feet pics

by Arvinisasmelly April 17, 2023

ewandre

basic white guy who is probably a swimmer and hits the gym everyday but still remains skin and bone

you’re such an ewandre.

by Liaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 20, 2023

Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.

Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.

by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

EwanDoggie

A YouTuber that makes memes, animations, topic videos (mostly about DVDs), and more great content. He loves DVDs, movie piracy, and more. He's also the creator of many games, including DVD Collecting Simulator. He has also made another YouTube channel where he can put out-of-context moments in pirated material, named "OOC Moments In Pirated Material". He isn't just a YouTuber, he's a Scratcher, Discord user, Newgrounds artist, DeviantArt artist, and many more. EwanDoggie has lots of friends, including Windows Boy, SuperJeffyDavid, KILLCLAY, Zip is tired, and DanielElevators.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, wanna watch EwanDoggie?
Guy 2: Sure!
guy 1 and guy 2's last words, cause they died from laughter

by Cosmic psycho August 3, 2024

EwanKirk

A epic Goalkeeper, Best in Div 2

I am playing like EwanKirk At this moment in time

by not noah tolly October 20, 2023