eli

eli always has a large erect penis if you don’t trust just find out

dude my penis is getting fuckin huge like my name is eli

by notelihand May 17, 2022

eli

Very cool person and likes big boobies

My name is eli and I like boobies.

by bigckcomaster2000000 February 17, 2022

Eli

Eli is everyone’s dream crush and very funny but no one has the guts to go talk to him. He is so HOT he is sweet and kind he is perfect in so many ways everyone loves Eli’s they are just awesome. Oh Eli

Person1 omg look at that dude he is so cute.

Person 2 I know right he is new here.
Person1 he must me an Eli.

by Larrayisaqueen November 30, 2019

The Eli

When a guy surround himself with good people yet pushes them all away because everyone’s ball are bigger then his even then women.

Hi I’m Eli we can’t be friends because you stand up for the right thing.because I’m the Eli

by MrE1221 May 28, 2022

Eli

A hella goofy nigga who probably needs a Plan B from all the Kanye dick riding. Smokes mids and can’t roll for shit. He funny tho

Damn bruh you rolled a straight Eli Blunt smh

by Kelly, J August 9, 2018

Eli

Always gets on peoples nerves and would rather stay home play with his hair than play with his friends. Also he bugs girls about their periods

Eli! you're such a fag!

by doratheexplorer#3 May 8, 2018

Eli

the cute gay boy that always makes you laugh, fits in with your friend group just right, and always knows what to say. he's a player with a flamboyant sexy attitude, that makes you want to hug him. he's such a twink he even has an ear piercing and side bangs, so you know he wants the d. eli's always flirting with gay guys and even straight ones, but none of them mind. he can still talk philosophically and is really smart, but prefers to goof around and take some dicks once in a while.

I really hope Eli approves of my outfit!

I really like Eli, but I don't know if he likes me,

Eli's really sexy, i'd hit that.

honestly though, even though i'm straight, i'd fuck him.

by WutTheFuk November 1, 2018