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Electric Jaguar

A sex position where you eat man's ass while licking the dick cheese out of the forskin rigorously until the man has a seizure that leads to permanent cerebalpolsy and permanent muscle spasms to both partners.
did you see that video of arab bomber doing a and Electric Jaguar on that mexican neckbeard?
by Lil Wanton December 23, 2019
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Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo

Rickrolling people with Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up is a thing of the past. The future is now old man, Introducing Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo, aka Rick Astley's Together forever.
Me: Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
You: Dang, I've been Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo'ed
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021
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Electric Jones

Do ever have the need to define something that is so mind-numbingly, ball-achingly and spine shatteringly awesome that no words seem adequate?

Well this is the expression for you.

Accept no substitutes. While stocks last. One per person.
Those shoes are Electric Jones!

Thats an Electric Jones pair of bosoms!

Electric Jones is my daddy! (A common, and my I point out, false use of the expression: as I do not know your mother, and even if I did: she promised I wouldn't have to be involved with you).
by Electric Jones (suprisingly) February 20, 2008
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electric slide

The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's own anus or the anus of an unsuspecting other while performing fellatio.
Ian was busting a move on The Palace dance floor all night. Once he got a few drinks in him he even pulled out his patented move- the electric slide, but I don't mean the dance move.

I was going down on Ian. He wasn't feeling it, so I gave him the ol' electric slide. He promptly blew his load all over my face.
by The Sclitch March 19, 2007
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Carmen Electra

The Fuckin hottest to ever set foot on this earth, Nice tits, (not 2 big and not too small) a good hairy pussy and a nice ass, her ass is like the hamburgers that I cook.. Thick and Juicy, if she came up to me and said she wanted to: do me/suck me off/or have me fuck her in her ass, I wouldn't say no, would you?
I fucked Carmen's nice hairy pink pussy last night and I didnt hear any complaints
by moufassa March 14, 2005
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Electric Cucumber

(1) a vibrator (2) Also, a windows font. This is a good gift to give to emma simpson
by Josh Red February 10, 2005
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Electric Bowling Ball

The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.

The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.
"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."

Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!
by Mike Tweezy Good-Cox April 2, 2010
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