pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

ejaculatory episode under denim

Jizzing in your pants

When I rubbed my yarak, I had an ejaculatory episode under denim

by pentozali November 7, 2013

earjackulate

To stick a Miley Cyrus tooth tunes toothbrush so far into the ear, you experience an orgasmic effect.

I earjackulate while watching Hannah Montana.

by buttfucked666 January 17, 2015

Ejaculation Station

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

ejacculatte

when you bust a nut in your girlfriends, or bosses coffee

me: yo jack, you know my wife

jack: yeah, duh

me: i served her a ejacculatte

by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022

Ejagulate

A rush of pleasure one gets when one watches the Jacksonville Jaguars win a game

After watching the Jaguars beat the Chargers last week I ejagulated all over the living room

by Fundles January 19, 2023

Ejackielate

Ejackielating is the combination of cumming and dying at the same time.

Tom: "Did you hear anything from Jeff?"
George: "Yeah I heard he ejackielated on top of a whore."

by gigaultraturbomegachad June 21, 2023