Edward 40-hands

a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.

Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Nick D May 5, 2003

edward

A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"

fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.

by xhoi March 28, 2009

edward cullening

To go down on a girl on her period

Dude did you here?! The kid next door was totally Edward Cullening his ex girlfriend!! He totally licked that blood!

by JoshyRockx April 23, 2014

Edward stench

A low-key way of telling someone they smell bad

Damn, there's a real Edward stench in the room.

by The Coffee Shop October 4, 2017

edward codd

King who likes girls based on obedience. He also likes to steal very often and is referred to as a snooper.

Edward codd is a racoon.

by Kingguy000 December 26, 2017

Edward “Rage” Chen

He is an absolute douchebag and can be a clod some of the times. He can also be a giant motherfucker and a stupid shit.

William- Man, there goes Edward “Rage” Chen doing his Thing

by SaiDee April 18, 2018

Edward Cullen dick

A cold ass Scandinavian dick , also comes with a lil sparkle.

The whining Italian, sucking on ice cream to practise for his Scandinavian future husband: "I have to get used to the cold."
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."

s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.

by tittyboi556 September 29, 2019