captain desmond

the captain of the "Babylon" space exploration ship played by Crazy Dan in the film "Enemas From Space"

Captain Desmond: "hey raasclaat get up ere to de bridge an roll me a spliff!

by selley November 23, 2004

Vibe dyson

The name for a person that upon entering a room completely sucks out all the good vibes.

Person 1: We were having such a good time until Keith dropped by.
Person 2: Yeah he's such a vibe dyson.

by Drewnob June 4, 2017

Mark Dyson

Mark Dyson - The complete perfect example of a party. Also aside from his cockiness and slightest bit of an attitude towards some people he’s a pretty genuine laid-back guy who enjoys many things including nature such as fishing, biking, going on walks, or just plain roughing it. He holds his closest friends very dear and cares very much for all of them. He tends to enjoy being the centre of attention at all times, whether he’s putting on a show for everyone around him to see, or taking part in a public activity. All around he’s a funny guy and is just trying to get a laugh out of you.

Mark is probably “ripping down some road blasting country music in a truck somewhere. We love mark.

Ashley: hey did you see mark today?

James: yeah he was doing burnouts in the lot.
Ashley: wow mark Dyson is so cool, you should be just like mark.

by Long live perlicia July 28, 2019

caroline desmond

A alcoholic mainly drinks wine. She is funny and very weird, she is kind and always helps others.

Caroline Desmond stop drinking wine you alcoholic!

by cutiebatootieuwu December 29, 2019

Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction

Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

The Desmond Complex

This is a psychological disorder that occurs when Desmond constantly states that he has to get off the phone with you because he has other more important matters to attend to.

Yeah, he said to be AGAIN... "Hey... I gotta let ya go". I'm starting to develop The Desmond Complex.

by Sassy Ramble December 3, 2021

Dystopian

A clueless underage sweat with no respect for women or seniors, Sounds like his grandfather and also cheats at games he knows he can't win.

Wait the fuck... You're 12?! You're such a Dystopian

by ItsForReal50 April 15, 2020