Douche Bag

When your name is Stevie or Shane.

Stevie: What up man?

Cool Guy: Hey guy.

Stevie: Wanna hang out?

Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.

or

Shane: What up man?

Cool Guy: Hey guy.

Shane: Wanna hang out?

Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.

by iAmNotADouche January 25, 2010

Douche Bag

Typically someone born after 1990. A person that can name every American Idol winner, but doesn't know who the Vice President of the United States is. Someone who is overly obsessed with reality shows. This person also has an affinity for bands like Nickleback, Three Days Grace, or Good Charlotte. A person who thinks that people actually give a fuck about their tweets. Someone who "likes" everyones feeds on Facebook. Rather than playing the field, male douche bags usually have to have a girlfriend to feel complete. Male douche bags typically have to be nice to a girl in order to fuck her because they aren't capable of sealing the deal otherwise. Someone who gets their ass whooped in a fair fight and tries to sue. Michael Moore. People who get offended over stupid shit. People who don't speak their mind because they are afraid that someone else will get offended. Attorneys.

Person 1: So what are you gonna do tonight?

Douche Bag: I'm probably going to stay at home. Jersey Shore is coming on tonight.

Person 1: Wow...you're such a Douche Bag.

by TheRealF'inDeal July 9, 2011

Douche Bag

Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.

Other Forms: Douche, Douchey

Meat heads are douche bags.

Dude, stop being a douche bag.

Dude, stop being a douche.

Dude, that was a douchey move.

by Slick Fire January 12, 2004

Douch Bag

a term commonly used to refer to the ex-husband.

My ex is such a douch bag. I never know which of his multiple girlfriends he'll bring to our daughter's soccer games or concerts. He's often known to bring two at a time. Even once he brought his current wife AND two girlfriends. Douch bag.

by The ex-wife/baby mama June 14, 2010

Douche Bag

(n.) 1. "The Man" or "Whitey"; 2. a person with little or no perspective on the important things in life; 3. one who prioritizes an expensive car and/or flashy clothes and the other trappings of success over and above his/her individuality, happiness, ethics, family, friends, pets, and basic human decency; 4. one who attempts with all their being to be something they are not in exchange for what they perceive to be personal gain, i.e. a sell out; 5. A partner (or one who aspires to be a partner) of a large international law firm or a corporate equivalent.

Don't get me started on Tim. That freakin guy, always dating girls just out of high school, driving a BMW (on lease!) wearing an Armani suit and still living in a rented apartment with two roommates, what a douche bag.

Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.

Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.

Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.

by D.B. Police November 3, 2006

Douche Bag

A person who is generally not courteous, and does things that are considered to be generally dumb and insulting, or just plain weird. Also, a U-M fan.

Before I even met him, I knew he was a douche bag, and I was right, by golly! He is a douche bag!

by The Leopard December 4, 2003

a douche bag

A huge bag of shit.

That guy is a bag of shit.

You mean a douche bag?

Fuck you.

by why god March 1, 2009