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dorktron

The quantized particle which gives all dorks the atribute of "dorkiness," making them prone to wedgies, atomic wedgies, purple nurples, swirlies, public riducle, and suicide.
"And then the electrons go over--"
"Hey, don't forget the dorktrons, cuz you're a DORK!!"
by Gluckster July 14, 2003
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Soggy Doritos

a game in where a bunch of guys sit around a pile of doritos and they race to jerk off.

The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.
Dont forget to play Soggy Doritos at your sausage fest tonight!
by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009
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Dorito

Funny shaped, orange and gets passed around at parties. A girl of limited height, looks and morals. A little like a slutty oompa loopa.Will latch onto any guy that gives her attention, even if she is already with someone. Or they are married. After engaging in sexual congress with her guys will often deny any contact due to embarrassment.
"I see that Dorito is dripping all over ****** tonight" "Yeah, he'll be denying that on Monday!"
by emerson parker October 26, 2016
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Dorito hangover

When one endulges one large 20% extra free bag of doritos du to a severe case of the munchies after a Sunday evening marijuana blunt resulting in a severe stomach ach upon waking the next morning. And in some cases sudden death.
Oh shit, i had the craziest Dorito hangover this morning then i died.
by SHAKEzullaaa October 9, 2009
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derrty

a word Nelly likes to use, meaning friend/buddy/pal.
sup derrty, wassup in tha hood?
by teh definitioner August 14, 2003
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Dorrito damage

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.
OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!
by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008
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Dirrty South Church of Crunk

A new religion where one worships every Friday and Saturday night. Churches have been replaced by clubs, God by Lil Jon, and Jesus by Luda.
Hey T-ray I hear ya just converted to the Dirrty South Church of Crunk. Hows that workin fer ya.

Shit nigga I finally found God and he's livin in ATL
by Mow-ree April 19, 2004
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