Special Officer Doofy

He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!

I want to be arrested by Special Officer Doofy!

by ilovetorres June 10, 2011

Doofy

Commonly known as the retarded policeman from Scary Movie 1. Doofy is known to call someone retarded. Also called Doof.

"Forest is such an idiot!"
"I know he's such a Doofy"

by Michael Bolton's Mother's Moth October 30, 2011

dooey

slang for a person who received a DUI recently

French is NOT driving, he's a dooey

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

doody pebbles

The tiny pebbles of shit still embedded in your carpet after you pick up after your pet. Usually happens when said shit has been sitting on the carpet for awhile, thus allowing it to stick.

Guy 1: What the hell. Why does this place smell so bad?
Guy 2: It's the doody pebbles that Marissa's dog left yesterday; she still hasn't picked them up.
Guy 1: She needs to get rid of that thing.

by kulamur May 14, 2010

Doody Pops

1. Doody flavored Lolly Pops.
2. An expression for anything that sucks.

Jeff: Did you guys see the new Indiana Jones Movie?
Croud of Ninjas: Yea that shit was doody pops.

by JHitch November 3, 2010

Dookey Trail

The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.

by Hazencruz January 24, 2011

you said doody

The word duty, usually defined as a task or obligation one must do, sounds very similar to the word doody, which is essentially a word for shit. So whenever someone says duty in a sentence, some will make you immature joke "Hehe, you said doody." This is an example of a double entendre and/or type of innuendo, similar to something like when someone says something is "Long and hard," you might laugh is response because your mind immediately thought of your dick. So instead of thinking of someones mission, your mind goes to someones poop. Immature as hell, but still funny.

ex. Mike: "I have jury duty next week." Hank: "Haha, you said doody."

Steve: "I must do this! It is my duty!" Ryan: "Hehe, you said doody,"

by StutheBru June 8, 2018