Don’t name your friends

FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck…

Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule

by Niromani May 27, 2023

big dick don’t suck on it

When you try to suck a males Penis but it’s to big or so big it is not attractive.

Whore:1 oh uhh look at brad he must have big dick ohhh I think I creamed 😩
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh

by lil peep 1235 December 04, 2020

Big dick don’t suck on it

When the dick is either to big to slurp or to big its not attractive

Whore:1 look a brad he definitely has a big dick
Whore ass bitch:2 no no girl that ah be ah “big dick don’t suck on it” type for guy

by lil peep 1235 December 04, 2020

See abuse? Don’t Grab the Noose

This means if you spot an animal being neglected not to call the police or animal control and to call a local rescue instead. This is because police and animal control are known to not do anything about cases they don’t see as serious.

“That persons hit their dog, we should call animal control.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”

by Thecommonblackbird August 23, 2020

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV

A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.

Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!

by Bandito394 June 01, 2019

Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.

Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.

by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022

garlic bread don’t pay the bills

A quote by the famous rapper Post Malone

garlic bread don’t pay the bills
- Post Malone

by TheAndroidSentByCyberlife July 26, 2018