Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

ding dong hookup

The hookup nobody wants, but everybody has from time to time. Mostly caused by alcohol, despair, loneliness and/or a full ballsack.

Upon self-reflection Tim realized, that his last one night stand was indeed a ding dong hookup.

by TimTighten January 7, 2015

ding-sing

The universal word for all situations in life. It can be used to express happiness, or being aggressive. It can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, etc. However, mostly related to banging someone or something. People that use this term are usually sex gods, supreme douchebags, or hermaphrodites with a sense of humor. If you use this word, fuck yeah you know you're one crazy motherfucker.

"Hey man, how did it go last night with that hot chick?"
"Bro, I was ding-singing. I ding-singed her so hard we put a hole through the wall."

"Hey son, how was your testicle examination?"
"Ding-sing dad"
"Wow! That's great son! Im very ding-sing'd for you"

"Im gonna ding-sing the living shit out of you."

by hinglingmaster August 2, 2014

dingaling sandwich

When you put your dick in a sandwich and someone suck On it

My girlfriend was eating a dingaling sandwich last night

by asddsalkjjkl May 10, 2016

Ding-Dong-Ditch

Ding-Dong-Ditch is a fun activity done commonly in suburban areas. It consists of ringing a doorbell (or knocking if they don't have a doorbell installed) then running away to hide from the owner of the house, usually in a bush or behind a tree. You can flee down the whole street if you want. But be careful, since they might call the police. It is funny as hell when you see their reaction, so using a ghillie suit is good for hiding. As seen on YouTube.

The name was originated from the actions done.

· "Ding-Dong" which obviously refers to the sound of the doorbell.

· "Ditch" which means to run away from a situation that you do not want to be invovled in

Put that together, and it is Ding-Dong-Ditch!

Yo, lets Ding-Dong-Ditch that creepy old man that lives down the street!

by Nishokiizz September 17, 2016

ding weeds

Thick brush scattered around a swampy marsh

look at that possum in the ding weeds over there

by Taddy Mason December 6, 2017

dingbat

someone who is an idiot but you don't feel like calling them an idiot

Jess was a dingbat for putting scorpions on her head

by pizza2023 November 18, 2018