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discount knowledge

Education obtained at a community college, trade school, vocational college, or junior college.

As heard in the Rodney Atkins song "These Are My People":

"Got some discount knowledge at the junior college where we majored in beer and girls"
Four years of college wasn't for us, so we opted for the discount knowledge!
by Pimpala03 April 8, 2009
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Allston Discount

When you get an item for free because someone moving out of an apartment left it sitting out for anyone to take. Named so because Allston, MA is a college town, and is in a constant state of resident flux.
"I got the ol' Allston Discount on a bookshelf for my anime collection."
by Trick_13 July 18, 2019
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Discount

The Word For Counting Down.
I Can Discount To -20!
by Ollie Smartnut July 13, 2022
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Billy Bob Discount

A discount at a store, restaurant, or other business given for any possible reason, (e.g. expired coupons, government employee discount, police discount, etc).
1. I told the customer I could not issue them a discount because managers said we could not accept expired coupons, but when the customer raised hell and asked to speak to a manager, the manager Billy showed up and gave them a Billy Bob discount anyway.

2. Dude, I came home from Iraq and stopped at Chic-Fil-A on the way home in uniform and they gave me a Billy Bob discount on my meal. They’re an awesome restaurant. I love them.

3. Urban Waitress: “Is y’all in the militaries? Cuz I was going to give y’all a Billy Bob Discount!”
by CBGLW December 6, 2018
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kanoe discount

When you are a honeygirl who gets love and affection from everyone. Gets the hook up everywhere she goes with just a smile.
Person 1:I thought the rental car cost $250

Person 2: Kanoe discount got it down to $100.....yayyyy
by Djsnow February 17, 2017
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customer influx discount

A temporary discount given to customers when purchases are low to encourage more purchases.
We haven't had many customers this morning, apply the customer influx discount to lower prices.
by customerdiscount March 10, 2024
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Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!
by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024
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