Dirt Snatch

A whored out pussy that is engulfed with various STDs including, but not limited to, the clap, the herps, raging gonorrhea, etc.

"Dude I fucked Kylen this weekend."
-"Man that bitch got a DIRT SNATCH!!!!!"

by Eric DeBold Will Bleum Noah White February 27, 2008

Dirt Burglars

Derogatory term for the University of Oklahoma, it's students and/or alumni. Based on the fact that a 'Sooner' is someone who cheated and jumped the gun when the US government gave away the useless land that makes up the state in 1889.

We're going to Dallas this weekend to watch our team kick the living crap out of the Dirt Burglars.

by LA Longhorn October 15, 2009

road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips

When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.

by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

Tip Dirt

when you get get human feces on your genitals performing a non sexual act.

Aww man, when i put down that paper seat at the public restroom, my crap got stuck to it and i got covered in tip dirt.

by moosekiller April 2, 2010

hard dirt

The really hard piece of poop that won't come out.

I cried while I was pooping because that hard dirt just wouldn't come out!

by laurene716 May 25, 2011

Dirt Skirt

A dirt skirt: Is a cute girl you meet while she is young but who grows up white trash. You know she will always be trash and your sad cuz you would totally want to have sex with her later on in life.

Sheila was cute from day one but she'll always be a dirt skirt.

She is a total dirk skirt but I would still bang her.

by -cM July 16, 2007

dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.

"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"

by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019