dipshit

Someone who is arrogant, always thinks they are right, cannot keep a relationship, very undecisive when it comes to important decisions

My coworker is a dipshit

by RJ is retarded September 22, 2011

dipstick

(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun

(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008

dipshit

A satisfying shit with a chew.

Shitting and dipping is a "dipshit."

by Chew man 1 October 21, 2010

dipshits in blue

Another name for the police.

Me and Laquanda was at the A&P buyin some weave and dem Dipshits In Blue arrested the wrong bitches who stole my knockoff Babyphat purse

by Skylarskank June 15, 2008

Dipstick

A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2292111778_2ba2f7b60b.jpg

fine example of a dipstick

by Indi Dae February 15, 2009

dipstick

A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.

After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.

by BDPclub April 4, 2010

dipshitery

The act of being stupid or making a mistake. What dipshits engage in.

"He did that? That's some dipshitery, man."
"There's some dipshitery goin' on rightchere!"

by Jo Strawberry December 12, 2008