winky dink

another word for Penis

"Oh my you have a huge Winky Dink"

by Sarah Collier July 30, 2008

dink dirt

Dink dirt is the accumulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else's) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans penis or under the foreskin if he doesn't clean properly after sexual contact.

Mike: "Fuck man, I went down on Watson last night, and he had some serious dink dirt going on!"

Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."

Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."

by Jennifiend July 20, 2008

chink dink

A very small penis. Named after how Chinese (Asian) men have mediocre units.

I asked John if he had a chink dink and he said yes! What a loser!

by Dradle God May 28, 2006

dink slap

To slap someone with your dink.

Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.

by Shylo Sasakamoose April 13, 2008

Dink-Dunk!

The sound effect made when an object collides with it’s surroundings.

Student: Dude did you see the fight after school? Homeboy got dropped!

Student 2: Yeah bro! His head went “Dink-Dunk!” on the concrete!

by Twhopper December 24, 2018

Dink Baby

When anybody doesn't want to participate with the rest of the group or jams out of an obligation at the last minute

Scott: Hey Andrea do you want to go for drinks after work?

Andrea: No I am tired
Scott: Don't be such a dink baby!

by Mrssmitty17 March 21, 2017

dink tag

to play tag by tagging the players with your penis, thus making them "it" and forcing them to tag another player with their penis.

"wow, that was an intense game of dink tag , but boy does my penis sure hurt!"

by Kevin Altig January 5, 2009