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Sped Dialing

An expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. Often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite sex or opening up your heart to people you haven't talked to in years. These calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.

Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.
1. Dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.
by xxJayKayxx May 23, 2009
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dial-up

“ dial-up” (Adj.) as in a dial-up computer connection to indicate a outdated mode, thought, recommendation, or activity?
Person #1: Let’s go drink a beer and hang out at the Mall!

Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan.

Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower.

Driving Adolescent: If it weren't for the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.
by rhet June 16, 2009
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butt dialing

Butt dialing is when you are unaware that you have made a call on your cell phone, which is similar to ghost dialing.
by 4young March 6, 2017
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Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).
I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome
by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008
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DIALMIHF

Die in a low to moderate-income house fire.
What? You don't want to come to the concert with me? Oh, ok, DIALMIHF, bitch!
by Bobby Cipolla March 24, 2007
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wank dial

when you accidentally knock your phone in your pocket while having a wank.
*Phone rings*

Friend: Hello

Wanker: *FAP FAP FAP FAP* Oh shit.

Friend: What the hell were you doing?

Wanker: Sorry, I must have wank dialed you
by T Bone. October 10, 2010
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Dima

One who is the most perfect and angelic person on the planet of earth. He is like god. not even. God is so much below his level. Hes like some kind of higher existance. He is better than everyone, and he is an angel.
Dima is the man. Dima loves Elena.
by fishieeeee=) July 29, 2003
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