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DILF

Man my boyfriends dad is a Dilf (dad in law forever)!!
by I’mampm May 5, 2023
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Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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dilf

dad i'd like to fuck (sven karvonen)
by definitivtinteenelevpåjarla February 5, 2021
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Dilf God

Dilf God is the God of all Dilfs , this god has already pledged their allegiance to Milf God. If ever encountered by either of them pledge your allegiance.
My Dad got home from church , he said they worship someone called "Dilf God"
by Elaine’s Abyss Flower September 22, 2021
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dilf

a dilf is a hot older guy who usually have kids
by horny brunette March 17, 2021
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dilfing

The boys and I are dilfing.
by 69dilfer July 26, 2019
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Dilf

A dilf is somebody who is know as “That guy” and is the best of the best at any and everything.
Its the big fucking Dilf not the lil one nigga !
by The Big fucking dilf January 8, 2022
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